As the January 3rd Iowa caucuses approach, it has been reported that many voters are still undecided as who to vote for. Enter CBB’s handy dandy pocket, blog voting guide:

Mike Huckabee: Former Arkansas governor and Baptist minister.

Pros: Lost over 100 pounds, meaning there is less of him to dislike. Figuratively speaking.

Cons: Mike has over a thousand cons, as in he pardoned over a thousand convicts.

Mitt Romney: Former Massachusetts governor and Mormon.

Pros: America can always use another elitist, politician from Massachusetts to govern our lives.

Cons: How many lawyers does it take to invade a nation? Believes a lawyer should be consulted before he would take military action as President.

Ron Paul: Congressman from Texas

Pros: Maybe you missed the part where he’s from Texas? As a bonus, he’s an angry Texan.

Cons: As a strict Constitutionalist surely Ron Paul has observed his Presidency is not mentioned anywhere in the US Constitution.

Rudy Giuliani: Former mayor of New York City.

Pros: He’s been through two nasty divorces which, of course, makes him over qualified to handle diplomatic relations with rogue states like Iran and North Korea.

Cons: He is a Yankees fan.

Fred Thompson: Former senator and actor.

Pros: Starred in such movies as Days of Thunder and Aces: Iron Eagle III.

Cons: Starred in such movies as Days of Thunder and Aces: Iron Eagle III.