I posted my predictions for the Iowa caucuses right before I left work. On the home I started thinking about how ridiculous it would be for Obama to beat Edwards by 8%, so I decided to change them to make it closer. However, when I got home my internet wasn’t working and I couldn’t.
As it turns out, my predictions were darn close, getting the top 2 exactly right (though I had Richardson and Biden way too high and Clinton too low). My Republican predictions weren’t bad either, except I gave McCain too much support and not enough to Fred Thompson.
So here are my predictions for New Hampshire…
Democrats 1. Barack Obama 42% 2. Hillary Clinton 27% 3. John Edwards 24% 4. Bill Richardson 9%
Republicans
1. John McCain 32% 2. Mitt Romney 29% 3. Mike Huckabee 16% 4. Ron Paul 11% 5. Rudy Giuliani 9% 6. Fred Thompson 3%
The Cornbelt Blather Boys have a pretty nifty caucus guide that outlines the pros and cons of the Republican candidates.
As the January 3rd Iowa caucuses approach, it has been reported that many voters are still undecided as who to vote for. Enter CBB’s handy dandy pocket, blog voting guide:
Mike Huckabee: Former Arkansas governor and Baptist minister.
Pros: Lost over 100 pounds, meaning there is less of him to dislike. Figuratively speaking.
Cons: Mike has over a thousand cons, as in he pardoned over a thousand convicts.
Mitt Romney: Former Massachusetts governor and Mormon.
Pros: America can always use another elitist, politician from Massachusetts to govern our lives.
Cons: How many lawyers does it take to invade a nation? Believes a lawyer should be consulted before he would take military action as President.
Ron Paul: Congressman from Texas
Pros: Maybe you missed the part where he’s from Texas? As a bonus, he’s an angry Texan.
Cons: As a strict Constitutionalist surely Ron Paul has observed his Presidency is not mentioned anywhere in the US Constitution.
Rudy Giuliani: Former mayor of New York City.
Pros: He’s been through two nasty divorces which, of course, makes him over qualified to handle diplomatic relations with rogue states like Iran and North Korea.
Cons: He is a Yankees fan.
Fred Thompson: Former senator and actor.
Pros: Starred in such movies as Days of Thunder and Aces: Iron Eagle III.
Cons: Starred in such movies as Days of Thunder and Aces: Iron Eagle III.
To recap: Rudy Giuliani has now argued that his tenure as Mayor of the Universe New York City gives him better foreign policy credentials than Joe Biden, a keener understanding of torture than John McCain, more experience at Ground Zero than the actual recovery workers, and a unique ability to secure the nation’s borders against illegal immigrants.
At least now his contention that his wife is a bioterror expert thanks to her nursing background seems a little less out of left field.
Why is Giuliani even a faintly serious candidate? He’s a megalomaniacal nutcase.
My addiction to Facebook has cooled down a bit after peaking over the summer. However, I still found this Republican Facebook parody site pretty hilarious.
Here’s a taste of what’s on the site….
Fred Thompson added “Convincing everyone my presidential run isn’t really Method-style research for a movie role” to his Interests.
John McCain is appealing to Ron Paul for fundraising tips.
Rudy Giuliani is wondering how he can fit 9/11 into a speech about agriculture policy.
With Sam Brownback dropping out of the Presidential race today, the question then turns to who he will endorse. Marc Ambinder thinks it will be McCain or Giuliani. I could see Brownback supporting McCain because they have worked together in the Senate for years, however Brownback doesn’t necessarily line up on the issues with McCain and Giuliani.
The candidate that is most in line with Brownback on the issues is Mike Huckabee. However, Huckabee and Brownback had a hard fought and sometime nasty fight in the Iowa Straw Poll.
Asked by MSNBC’s Tucker Carlson on Thursday if he will seek out Brownback’s support, Huckabee said, “I’d love to talk to Sam. … I don’t know of many areas in which we’re incompatible. I’d certainly love to have his support and that of his supporters. But that’s something the senator will have to decide.”